More Fun Facts...

We have discovered many new things about life as a result of side effects from this latest surgery and its medications. What we have learned from Henry the past couple of days:

• Another name for Dad is "you ugly man,"
• Mama and Dad are big, fat liars,
• Dad is an idiot.
  
• "Shut up" is the new slang for "yes sir" and "yes ma'am," and
  
• Mama is a traitor (a traitor being someone who, apparently, "traits" people).

Something else we learned:

This morning, a young patient in the room next door was obviously very upset, crying and screaming for some time. Henry called for Mama.

"If that ever happens to you," he said quietly, "I've got your back, no matter what."